Here’s another installment from the Top 10 songs to impress a girl. Seriously. Put down guitar hero and start practicing how to play the real guitar. I’m sure if you practiced as much as you did on guitar hero you would be droppin’ some panties. What are you going to bring a girl home, sit her down and say “hey let me show you how I can play Metallica ‘One’ on expert?” I think if you played this for her you might get a better response.
“Oh my god, I love how you can press green, yellow and red all at the same time. That’s so hot.”
Not.
Omg you can hit the orange button? Take me now!
Your posts are funny. Keep it up.